Achievement Jams (Part 1)

by Boy On A String

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PART 1 (DISC 1) of 2 Achievement Jams.

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released May 28, 2014

Trumpet on "Successful Geoff" by Isabella Harvey
Violin on "Team Nice Dynamite Prelude" by Molly and Bernadette McCoy
Violin on "Team Nice Dynamite" by Molly McCoy
Recorder on "Mogar" by Gemma Squires/Horn
Flute on"Mogar" by Gemma Squires/Horn
Violin on "Mogar" by Molly McCoy
All instruments by Brendan Horn

All songs are copyright Brendan Horn 2014. Use of Achievement Hunter/RoosterTeeth references sound clips, likeness or events are in tribute as fan art.

Contact me @ boy.on.a.string@hotmail.com
Artwork by Brendan Horn 2014

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Track Name: Team Lads
VERSE 1:
They're on the screen
They're a team
If you call it a team you might mean
They're a group
Or a troop
They're a collection of misspent youth

CHORUS:
Oh the young bloods
Oh the young
From the depths of their hearts
To the tips of their tongues
Raining fire
Reign of fun
Coming down from the sky
Falling on everyone

VERSE 2:
They're in a dream
It's a scene
Of impossible scenarios
And that nose
Really knows
From the tip of it right to his toes

BRIDGE:
C'mon boyz this is what we're here for
C'mon lads this is what we've always waited to be
C'mon boyz this is what we're made of
What we're made of

COUNTER BRIDGE:
Michael, Ray, Gavin
Mogar, X Ray, Vav
Track Name: Tower Of Pimps
VERSE 1:
On days like this
I'm glad that I'm alive
So I can see
The whole world passing by
And when I go
I'd like to leave behind
A legacy
From me to all mankind

VERSE 2:
On days like these
I'm happy when online
Except for when
Their comments make me cry
And then I see
A little hope inside
A monument
To get behind

CHORUS:
Anybody could've made it
And anybody can make it today
But only one guy could've named it
And he did, and it's never [ever] gonna be the same

VERSE 3:
On days like this
I think about the scale
Of Youtube's reach
And numbers simply fail
And what they made
And joked about online
Has built a name
In record time
Track Name: Trophy Room
VERSE 1:
Deep down in a room he made to keep
Keep his towers safe
And no one was suppose to know about
It's a private place
It's not much of a memory, of the time he won
But it's all that he has to keep, from everyone

CHORUS:
It will be a long time be-fore I can walk this off
It will be a while be-fore I...can shake this off

Yeah! C'mon guys!

VERSE 2:
What a way for them all to find
Find out what he's done
Gav's room of trophy dreams
And a note from his mum/mom

BRIDGE:
And if they find your trophy room
Dig it up, dig it up, dig it up!
And if they find your secret room
Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up!

OUTRO:
Waiting for towers to fall
Track Name: The Brownest Of All The Men
INTRO:
YOLO // You only live once
Put your hands in the air // Cause it's time to have fun
YOLO // You only live once
Put your hands in the air, cause it's time to!

VERSE 1:
His name is Ray Narvez Jr
He is good as they get
He's got a massive gamer score
But he worked hard to get it
YOLO, am I right?
He's a catchphrase machine
So good at playing games it's just a bit obscene
Not gonna lie, he's a head hunting pro
Got his squeaky flipping chair like his very own studio
Lived in a crappy New York house
In a crappy New York street
Moved to Austin cause there's way more good food there to eat

CHORUS:
This time we're going all the way [hey!]
Yeah, yeah he am here to stay
Let's Play [Let's play]
And waste these days away
With the brownest of all men!

VERSE 2:
L. L. Let's play
Got a Jr in his name
Making weird pop references
In every single game
Everything he touches
Turns to Achievement Hunter gold
It's kinda like the Midas touch
Like the legend had foretold
He is X-Ray, man, you got to see his pose
Standing next to the guy with the 6 o'clock Nose
Nah, making jokes is his primary goal
And for the last few years he has been on a roll

BRIDGE:
FPS, COD.
Kicking ass in teams of 3
Quick remarks, clever lines
Hanging out with all the guys
Does his job, does it well
Achievement hunting can be swell
10 of 10, completely done
Giving shout outs to his mum
Visual jokes, sexist names
Doing Let's Plays in stupid games
Versus Champ, Tower Of Pimps
Going cakeless cause he's no whimp
Track Name: Lindsay
VERSE 1:
Do you know what it feels like
To be a single A battery?
What use is it anyway?
Like winning a 10 cent lottery

PRE CHORUS:
The hand behind the camera
The voice behind a jewel
The female Achievement Hunter
The other one in the room
The hands behind the editing
Of Lets Plays now and then
Deserves her share of credit
For putting up with them

VERSE 2:
Do you know what it feels like
To be an Internet cat?
Can I has the grape fruit?
Do you wants to Google Chat?

CHORUS:
Lindsay you found a reason in him
Like the reason for gravity
And your lungs start breathe it in
Fill your heart like a cavity
Oh oh oh
Track Name: Successful Geoff
VERSE 1:
Another sip of bourbon
Another Monday show
He is as busy as a honey bee
But too pro to let that show yeah
Another day for gaming
Another Let's Play match
He's got a script to read as Dexter Grif
Too little time to even scratch his ass

CHORUS:
One step forward
And a hundred steps back
Holding the controller
Doing AHWU with Jack
I tell ya, Geoff Ramsey
He is one of the best
And success like this
Is just the start of his quest
He's got a pioneer spirit
And a genuine soul
Ain't nuthin' gonna stop him
From achievement hunting his goal

COUNTER CHORUS:
(He's got ideas for days)
(Four Twenty Let's Plays)
(You gotta pay him respect)
(Cause he'll come to collect)

VERSE 2:
Another week on YouTube
Another million videos
He took a hobby made it into a job
No corporate ladder or interviews

BRIDGE:
It takes a lot of effort to appear this fun
You gotta go through everything you do to get it done
They've got a schedule to which they've got to adhere
But luck dictates that schedule has occasional beers, alright!!!
Track Name: Mogar
VERSE 1:
So gather round here and I'll spin you a tale
Where bravery begins and the good shall prevail
Our hero is strong and he's willing to win
With the wind in his fur and cake on his chin

VERSE 2:
Come one and come all to this mystical tale
Buy lots of our goods from our fare's baking sale
For when we begin we don't know where to end
For this song is for Mogar, our hero and friend

VERSE 3:
Mogar the Great is a hero to all
His claws are so sharp, and his plums are not small
He's fierce, and he's fast and he's rougher than tar
And Mogar the Brave transforms Run-gar

VERSE 4:
With Gav at his side, his boy through and through
And Geoff on his mind, with the rest of his crew
He rules on the throne, a true king of the land
And deals out high fives with his strong fury hand

CHORUS 1:
Mogar is power, Mogar is great
He eats up his dinner and even the plate
The man and the myth they are one and the same
And when Gavin dies, you know he's to blame
Cause Mogar can't help but destroy
Even though Gav is his boy
Mogar can't help but destroy

VERSE 5:
The point of this song is abundantly clear
That Mogar is great be it far, be it near
When times come round and you wish he was there
But he won't and he shan't and it's simply not fair

CHORUS 2:
Mogar is Michael and Michael's at work
Recordng a Rage Quit, or being a jerk
I use the word jerk cause it rhymed in the song
So please don't tell Mogar, no don't get me wrong!
Cause Mogar can't help but destroy
Even if I was his boy
Cause Mogar can't help but destroy
Track Name: R & R Connection
VERSE 1:
Give me some time and a note book to write
I've got some dope rhymes for me to get right
He's funny, sarcastic and plays C. O. D.
And teams up with clever, logic and crazy
Between them they have more than half of the points
In this team death match slayer, let audience rejoice
The connection is clear, it is strong, it is wise
Put R, next to R and step back other guys!

CHORUS:
Ray...of sunshine
Ray of light
Oh Ryan's belt
The stars come out at night
Replay these dreams when eyes are wide awake
A ray of sunshine, the stars come out to play

VERSE 2:
So listen up y'all, listen loud listen proud
It's R&R's reign and it's not from the clouds
Just blaze it up y'all, or think some logical thoughts
I never flipped 3 coins and I connected the dots
Rest & relaxation, 2 R's of the same
Repeat & revelation, so say it again
Refuse my requisition of irrational rhymes
Replay the right to reasons for a rock solid time
Track Name: Team Nice Dynamite
VERSE 1:
Explosions off in the distance
Friendships that peak our interest
Blood is thicker than a cup of this Riot punch
A mandate to man date when push comes to violent shove

CHORUS 1:
Every single day they find another thing to tease
And every single day they find another thing they need

VERSE 2:
Emotion they can't explain it
Commotion, you won't retain it

CHORUS 2:
Playing games and calling names to keep it so routine
Using words that sound like sounds explain just what you mean
Separate people separate countries bring them closer now
Entertain the masses but they never take a bow

BRIDGE:
Team Nice Dynamite
Michael & Gavin
You're my boy
Track Name: Team Gents
VERSE 1:
We are the Gents and we are here for the win
We all have beards and all have devilish grins
We strategies from our base on the moon
We all have kids, and only some of that's true
Our opposition is so simple to beat
It's Halloweeners and we're handing out treats
We stand alone as a force to be feared
Except for Ryan when he makes it go weird

VERSE 2:
We are the Gents and we are here for the tower
When we join forces we're exponential power
We drew a picture of your impending doom
Your only solace is that we'll be done soon
We're smarter than a PHD holding fox
And more just right than either goldie or locks
We terrify from our side of the room
And drink champagne on a Friday at noon

CHORUS:
We are the original members
Plus 1 (plus 1)
Plus 1 (plus 1)
We are the original gamers
Plus 1 (plus 1)
Plus 1 (plus 1)

BRIDGE:
We are the Gents, are we loud, are we clear?
Like tinnitus now in your headphone-ed ears
We're ransoming lyrics to say what we want
We're italics and bold in your favourite font
We are the Gents, have you nothing to say?
With nothing but ways to make all the Lads pay
The tower is ours, it belongs to us now
You're all in the hole, but you're not a cow
Track Name: The Truth About Edgar
VERSE 1:
If I were to guess who would invent
A machine to change future events
I'd put my money on certain gents
But not to steal the tower of pimps
I'm pretty sure he'd interfere
With certain livestock living near
He's got his reasons clear no doubt
But it still weirds all of us out

CHORUS:
Again, again!
He does it over again
He's using Xbox controllers
He replay events
And making tiny little changes
He removes the extra players
It's an honourable plan
And Ryan's at it again

PRE VERSE:
Back and forth between present and past
To make you sorry you even asked
Back and forth between time and space
Keeping Edgar there in his place

VERSE 2:
If I were to plot his current course
I wouldn't need to use the Force
No way to hold him back now
Not even stealing that cow

BRIDGE:
There is a simple reason
To keep that cow imprisoned
Why won't anybody listen?
Ryan tells we should fear him
The underlying reason
Behind the cow imprisoned
Ryan's seen all of the visions
Of the future where it's different

And he's trying to make a difference!