Funhaus: Screaming & Scrobbles

by boyonastring



More songs about Funhaus.
Some of them have screaming, all of them have that magic Funhaus feeling.
Kind of.

*No Funhauses were injured in the production of this EP

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released April 7, 2016

All instruments performed by Brendan Horn except for solo in "Modify...Or Well...You Know...Die?" by Joey McCoy

All songs are copyright Brendan Horn 2015/2016

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Track Name: Elyse (There's A Difference Between What You Say And What You Do)
These are words, and words can hurt
Nothing works, nothing works
Every day, the joke's the same
Nothing hurts, and they're not jerks

Every single day
Things just stay the same
Each and every way
We all stay the same

There's a difference between what you say and what you do
There's a difference between comedy and truth
There's a difference between what you say and what you do
There's a difference between convincing and true

Eyes bone dry, just don't cry
It's blue sky, all the time
What you see, on your screen
Are mostly jokes, based on tropes

The difference between what you say and what you do
The difference between what you see and what you know
Track Name: Half Life 3 Confirmed
I got a beef with all of you
I got so much I'm making stew
I'll boil it down to points of view
Speculation coming from a rumour mill that's nothing new

Dig that hole deep down (I can't stand it, I just can't stand it)
So far underground (We check it, man we check it)
We're so far from town (And you call us, you just call us out)
(No reason, no no reason)

This is what we get for being diligent?

Is this what, what you want, what you want?
Is this what you what you really want?

This is what we get for being competent?

We don't, get upset, no we don't, want regrets
We just wanna tell you what you want
What you want (what do you want?)
What you want to hear

Half Life 3 confirmed
Track Name: We Know What Our Limits Are
We're playing God
In a digital universe
We're sharing files
And there's no chance that it's rehearsed
We've gone so far (We've gone so far)
And there's no going back again
Let's make a mess
And make it all over again

We know what our limits are

There are no rules
There's nothing that is off side
This awkward life
And the people who will decide
Which is which and who is who?
Where is where, and who are you?

What do you want them to be?
The Dumb Avengers, the dumb avengers, they're dumb
Track Name: Spoole
Everybody picks on me
It's like the just don't want me around
But the thing you just don't see
Is that it's just a bit they've got down

The comments ask "Why are you so mean to Spoole?"
"He's such a nice guy, and he seems really cool"

One dollar, one hour
Bruce, Adam and James seem so mean
But the show is Spoole powered
And what you miss from behind the scenes

They're really nice guys, and they treat me ok
It's really not that bad, and that's why I stay

Sure, I get to work late
But it's not because really I'm trying to make them wait
Sure, I like to take naps
And I've got unhealthy feelings for these baseball caps

Everybody picks on me
But it's not cause they don't want me around

Everybody picks on me
But one day I will not be around :(
Track Name: Fan Art
Lines you draw lead straight to our hearts

People draw pictures of us
And I just don't know how to feel 'bout that
These eyes and such beard
Do I look that like that, or is it just the style?

Will you, draw us, like one of your, French girls?

So much skills goes into all of these
How can we convey our gratitude for them?
Such art. Much wow
We'd hang them on the wall, but we'd run out of space

I want to build a wall
To hang up all this art
And tear down everything
That sets itself apart
All people have a face
All people need a place
Our Fun House [it's a pun not a spelling error...geez] is a home
For all of those who roam
(And are not lost)

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